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AMAZING

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Post date August 21, 2018

These maze cartoons were a proposal for a maze puzzle that I pitched to the syndicates as a Sunday funnies weekly feature way back in 1992.

I like drawing mazes; there is something relaxing about the mindlessness of it. When this feature didn’t get syndicated, the “Really Amazing” “drop panel” on the right evolved into the pitch for my TRUE cartoons in 1994.

Editors often ask us for puzzles, but not enough to pay someone to create puzzles for Cagle Cartoons, I think. Still, if there was something amazing, we’d consider it.

Tags aardvark, all beef patties, amazing, ant hill, anteater, ants, bride, burglary, colliseum, colloseum, cows, drain, eat, eater, environment, food, game, giant bride, hamburgers, hunting, insects, italy, maze, mazes, mcdonalds, ocean, pinocchio.jonah, play, plumbing, puzzle, ring, rome, sea, soup, spout, wedding, whale, zuppa

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TRUE COLOR!

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Post date August 20, 2018

This will be my last batch of TRUE cartoons for my blog. I watercolored these for some reason that I forget! Back in the 1990’s, when this ran in newspapers, it ran in black and white and there was no color, Sunday TRUE. Gotta love color!

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TRUE Stupid Stuff 2!

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Post date August 19, 2018

Here’s another new batch of my old TRUE cartoons from the 1990’s – at least the ones that look like they could still be true. This is from a batch about government.

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TRUE Stupid Stuff!

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Post date August 19, 2018

Here’s a new batch of my old TRUE cartoons. I’m disappointed that so many of these are are dated and don’t hold up over time. I think the stats have only gotten worse in the past 20 years. I’m this batch, there must be twice as many taxing agencies, and the national debt must equal four times the number of grains of surface sand on Jones beach, times $2. I’m putting these up on PoliticalCartoons.com and CagleCartoons.com and I see that newspapers are starting to run them. I hope those newspapers aren’t counting grains of sand.

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Trump and California Fires

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Post date August 18, 2018

Last week I drew this cartoon of Trump badmouthing burning California. Trump blames environmentalists and California’s mishandling of water resources for the firs.

Trump’s solution to our fire problem is to allow his logging industry pals to take out all the lumber they want from protected forests. There are lots of dead and beetle infested, diseased trees in the forests, but those aren’t the healthy trees the loggers want. The larger problem is the flammable brush (or chaparral) that comes up to the edges of housing developments throughout California. My solution is goats. A zillion goats to eat the brush and leave the healthy roots to hold the ground against mud slides. Goats are a serious solution; they have been tried and have been successful in clearing large areas of brush, but there is no goat lobby and goats don’t make political contributions to the Trump swamp in DC.

Goats are cute, though.

Tags california, Carr Fire, donald trump, fire, fire storms, flames, Holy Fire, map, mendocino-complex fire

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Omarosa the DOG!

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Post date August 15, 2018

Here’s my carton from yesterday, about Omarosa the dog. I wouldn’t want Omarosa biting my ass.

Tags book, donald trump, Omarosa Manigault Newman, tapes, The Apprentice, White House

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TRUE SEX 3!

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Post date August 12, 2018

Yet another new collection of my old TRUE cartoons, about sex! This is TRUE SEX part 3. I’m updating and entering these into our PolticalCartoons.com store as go through these oldies. I’ll have a few more batches before I run out of evergreens.

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TRUE Sex 2!

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Post date August 11, 2018

Another new collection of a dozen of my old TRUE cartoons about SEX! Take a look below!

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True Sex!

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Post date August 11, 2018

Here’s another new batch of my old TRUE cartoons – this time about SEX!

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TRUE Life Stuff!

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Post date August 9, 2018

This new batch of my old TRUE cartoons is about our crazy lifestyles here in America. Things in our lives haven’t changed much since I drew these – except for the televisions. And phones.